Dude Assaults Cop With Pink Dildo & Panties

This is how you tell society that you've completely given up. Not running from the cops but just sauntering away at your own leisurely pace and then whipping out your pink dildo to shank a cop. Forget drinking yourself stupid, or OD on drugs, this is how it's done. And in case you were still wondering if I give a shit, here comes the pink thong outta nowhere. Brilliant! Icing on the cake was when he used the bushes as a Temper-Pedic. And... we're done.

PS - They didn't let this dude in the bouncy castle with this stuff did they?