They've done it. Someone please call 911 cause I've gotta follow through on my word and shoot myself in the face. The Tigers have official become the most humane team in professional sports. With Brandon Inge winning the MBL Man of the Year, Armando Galarraga getting the Medal of Reasonability, and Jeremy Bonderman being named the nicest guy in Major League Baseball by Ron Gardenhire, I think we should officially change our name from the Tigers to the Pussy Cats. I can hear the opposing chants now, kitty litter, kitty litter!
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