Audrina Patridge's Mom Wants To Tell You What Happens When One Door Closes

Gotta be one of the best drunken rants I think I've ever heard. Audrina's mom just said more words in this 5 minute rant than Audrina has in her entire life and if she said that Audrinas "got it in her" one more time I think I would've exploded all over my keyboard. She even got all philosophical on us with her "It's all part of the journey. This ain't no journey" line. Truer words have never been said.