"What the heck is that? That's not toys, that's books!"

If this was my kid I'd take that Wii and shove it straight up his ass. Call me old fashioned but I was the sweetest god damn kid to my parents over the holidays. I remember pretending to love every little thing my parents got me cause I felt bad they spent money, even those gross ass popcorn balls they always stuffed in my stocking. And the Lady Friend never lets me live down the video of me when I was like 8 asking my mom if Santa brought her what she wanted cause I prayed he would. Seriously, probably the best thing a mother could ever hear right? Shiiiit, I was a sweet JC loving kid, so fuckin sue me.