Facebook - J******* P*****
"4.0 at Michigan... Feels TOO Good..."
I roped in a solid 1.7 GPA my first semester at UofM so I'm guessing JP just isn't quite living life to its fullest. I mean sure, the UGLI is a great place to get A.O.L's but if you haven't been picked up by the AAPD after passing out between parked cars on South Forest then you might as well have gone to Eastern and just spent your time with the bar flies at Theo's. I think I gotta take a trip back to A2 and show JP some of my tricks of the trade. Most notably how to bypass the line at The Jug by sneaking through Backroom Pizza. All you gotta do is be hot and tell them JBS sent ya.
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