Could You Imagine If This Pussy Giants Fan Was From Detroit?

Cry me a fuckin river bud. Seriously, imagine where you'd be if you were a Lions fan? Probably would've straight eaten yourself to death during the 0-16 season. Throw in the shitty economy in Michigan and this blubbering fat sack of fat wouldn't stand a chance. I can hear him now, "oh, wah wah, we don't have any jobs, wah, my heat got turned off, waah, they found a dead body in the vacant lot next to my house, waah, my kid has a 1/4 chance of graduating, waah, Matt Stafford is hurt again, waaaah!"

Jesus, go jerk it to your 2008 Super Bowl DVD and shut the fuck up dude.