Rowdy Communist Hockey Brawl

I've got a raging hard-on over here pretending this is the Redwings. You gotta use your imagination a little bit but there's Datsyuk #13 and Helm #43 both just woodshedding their guy and then of course #92 is pretty much a Bob Probert clone, especially the way he stands over and taunts the guy whose just leaking everywhere. But that's not even what blows my mind about this whole thing. The most shocking thing about this fight isn't the way the white team jumped the other team 6 seconds into the game or even the fact that every one of these guys will probably be murdered by the KGB in retaliation. No the real thing that keeps mind fuckin me is the way the one dark defenseman gets turtled, lets his goalie get popped in the mug and then gets up and just C-cuts all over the ice while asking the bench for advice. Hey fuckstick. Your buddy is over there getting free facial reconstructive surgery from #61, you should probably take that stick in your hand and take the doctors head off. I'd rather have Sue Doepke on the ice during a brawl than this pond rocket.