Dudes Got It Bad For Pinatas

This guy has it real bad for pinatas. He's like a straight crack fiend. Pretty sure he's sucked dick for pinatas at least once in his life. I think it's time to get to rehab when your paying a monthly bill for a "pinata depot" and have them stuffed in the trunk of your car like a serial killer.

And relax on the whole selling them idea. No chance in hell I want one of these things. I'm guessing the Darth Vader one has been stuffed with more than just candy if you know what I mean. Here's an idea, smash the shit outta them. If it was me I'd probably have the lady friend put my dinner inside of a new one each night and then wail on that thing until out it falls. Might even help me work off some of these lbs.