Who Told You To Fry The Gnocchi? I Didn't Tell You To Fry The Gnocchi

Two different people have sent me this clip today and both of the emails came with very serious warnings to not ever fry gnocchi. Like who the fuck do you think I am? Besides the one night a year when I take the Lady Friend out to a nice restaurant I don't ever even try and pretend like I know what gnocchi is. I mean my dinner schedule is pretty much set anyways. It's McGangbang Mondays, Taco Bell Tuesdays, Whopper Wednesdays, Thursday is now Blursday and on my way home I usually stumble into the pizza joint below my house and pass out in my chicken roll until closing, and then Friday is Funday which means I usually just substitute an all liquid diet with maybe a Tums or two mixed in. Yup, I'm the last guy who has to worry about this exploding gnocchi epidemic so chill out with the emails bros.

PS - I might hire this guy to just sit behind me and laugh as I write. Dude's laugh is amazing.