Fuck Rob Parker & The Bullshit Pile Of A TV Show He Works On

I can't believe that Suh didn't rip Rob Parker's head off and squash it like a fuckin grape halfway through this interview. You could just see him stewing on the inside, it was so god damn uncomfortable to watch I could barely take it. How are you're seriously gonna sit there next to the scariest man in the NFL and run your mouth about how he's destined to be a loser cause all the dipshits that came before him were losers? Not to mention it's coming outta the mouth of Rob Parker the most notorious douche bag in the Detroit media. Just off the top of my head I can remember when Parker said that Manny Harris was busted in a Detroit crack house, that Mario Manningham was suspended for the season, and that Kirk Cousins beat down some hockey players. All three stories were bullshit. He's also the ass clown that asked Rod Marinelli, "Do you wish your daughter married a better defensive coordinator?", but I gave him a pass on that one cause it sounded like something I would've written.

But the real issue here is that Suh has played his balls off this season. He's put up numbers even when the talking heads said not to expect them because of the attention he'd get from opposing teams. I was as big of a Suh slappy as there was before the draft but I never in my wildest dreams imagined him being this dominate. The nastiness he brings to the lions defense is exactly what you need to turn a franchise around. For Parker to use this interview as a venue to jump on his soapbox and ride the Lions into the ground is the type of fuckin bushleague crap that got his ass canned from the Detroit News. Get this clown off TV immediately or at the very least make Millen be his co-host.