Morning Wood with Nicki Minaj

I was just explaining to MMase how it's hard to do a Morning Wood when my boss is all over my ass every minute of the day to see what i'm up to.
and when i said the word ass it brought me back to exactly 24 hours ago when my 2nd all-time favorite work moment occurred.
our most hot headed trader's machine froze up resulting in a 3G loss for him, he ran into our office screaming like a lunatic and as he was leaving he screamed at our head of IT,
"NOW I HAVE SO MUCH FUCKING SHIT UP MY ASS THANKS TO YOU"
hmmm. that sounds like a personal problem.

sidenote: my #1 all time favorite work moment was when my office mate was fixing someone's computer and he asked him what the password is, the guy looked at me and told me to earmuff it as he whispered... "it's pussy. but with 3 s's"

i can't wait to quit this job.

since everyone has been lazy about sending in AOL's... and those puffy long jackets every single girl wears are pretty damn restricting, here's an ass you'll never forget, miss Nicki Minaj.


xoxo
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