She's back on the market, but you guys might just wanna give up now cus I've got a two prong attack plan to win over Scarlett Johansson. First, I'm going to buy a lottery ticket this Tuesday and thus win the MegaMillions jackpot of $120 million dollars. Second, I'm going to use that money to pay for other girls to make out with me, thus making Scarlett jealous, thus sending her right into my arms (Where I'll reveal the third prong of my plan if you know what Im saying... so yeah, its a three prong plan). Sounds sweet right? So enjoy these pictures fellas, cus they're about as close as your going to come to ever getting a hold of this chick.
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