Fan590.com - A grieving family is pleading for the return of cherished photos, a stack of hockey jerseys signed by NHL stars, and credit cards of a late, Stanley Cup-winning coach. Pat Burns had barely been laid to rest when thieves smashed a window on his family's SUV and stole personal belongings. His widow discovered Tuesday morning that thieves had stolen the items, including autographed sweaters from each of the 30 NHL teams. They were supposed to be auctioned for charity. The robbers also swiped some of the mourning family's most important possessions, including photos, jewelry, articles of Burns' clothing and credit cards — right out of the late coach's wallet. Even bedsheets from a palliative-care residence were taken. The theft was committed in Old Montreal just hours after Monday's funeral for Burns, who died Nov. 19 after a long battle with cancer. The family urged the thieves to return the items — especially the jerseys.
Either this is the luckiest thief of all time or he's the biggest low-life dirt bag on the planet. To rob a legendary coach fresh off his funeral and come away with 30 autographed jerseys is even lower on the "going straight to hell" totem pole than being a smut peddler. So save a fuckin seat for me next to Tiger Woods in Hell dude and make sure you make as much money as you can selling those authentic Pat Burns bedsheets on Ebay before you get there. Eat shit and die you fuck nut.
PS - I wish Pat Burns was alive right now cause he'd probably rip that mustache off his face and slice your throat with it and then feather dust your corpse with his mullet.
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