For my money, Kourtney Kardashian is the hottest sister of the three. She's got a better face than Khloe (so does the bottom of my foot), she's not as crazy high maintenance as Kim ( I realize this is a small difference, but honestly, fuck that paparazzi noise), and she's not under age like those other two. Plus, she puts up with the most shit in the world from her boyfriend. I can picture myself now, getting super drunk, watching football, and living like a slob only to have the continued support of a super freaky hot chick (Mmase, this is your life). It would be awesome. So Kourtney, thank you for being so awesome, taking great pictures, and having huge boobs. You're the best.
On a side note, Kourtney didnt have sex with Ray-J or Miles Austin. Which is good. I'd hate to catch TAS from Kim (TAS stands for "talentless assclown syndrome"). Heres what happened yesetdray on E!:
- Mike Modano is out for the regular season apparently. We barely knew ye. I blame myself really. I was at that game and didnt even realize what had happened. Probably cus I was sitting right next to the Pepsi cheer team. That's right, even the Columbus Blue Jackets have cheerleaders. Come on Lions!
- Pat Burns' car was broken into immediately after his funeral. I mean, I feel so bad for the family. First to lose Pat Burns' and that awesome mullett and then to lose all his stuff you were going to sell to make money off of. Life just isn't fair.
- Rex Ryan is a fat idiot who doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about. Wait, I forgot to say NEWSFALSH!
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