Rich Rod's Thoughts on Michigan Recruiting During National Signing Day

National signing day is retarded. You got guys bringing puppies on stage and doing hat fake outs like people actually care. There are probably 3 big names that are guaranteed stars the day they put the hat on and those are usually the guys who think they're so fuckin sweet that they hold out well past February 2nd anyway.

The real drama of the day unfolded when Rich Rod, who was working signing day for CBS, had to field a call from new Michigan coach Brady Hoke. The initial introduction where Rich Rod looks at a loss for words is beyond uncomfortable but the truth of the matter is that Rich actually held his own and didn't come off as bitter in the least. I'm just pissed they didn't cue up Josh Groban's, You Raise Me Up as he gave his two cents. CBS is a bunch of hacks. Luckily I'm here to have their back.