Wow guys! Wow! I mean, wow! Really, just wow! No big deal, it's just that January 20th happened to be JoeyBlueSkies' 1'st birthday, that's all. Seriously, N.B.D. It's really nothing to get excited about or even bother spending 30 seconds of your day to shoot me an email and tell me how awesomely funny I am. Christ, I waited two plus weeks for someone to say something and didn't even get a nibble. It's not like I've kept you guys entertained for the last 12 months free of charge or anything. No seriously, It's totally my calling to slave away day after day in a Katrina's worth of smut so that you can come spend an average of 1 minute and 14 seconds on my blog. Ya that's right, I know what you're doing. Straight Google-Analytics for ya biotch. Jesus, it feels like D.J. Tanner just forgot my sixteenth birthday cause it was her 6th month anniversary with Steve. And let it be known that if any of you assholes try and give me a hash brown cake covered in ketchup frosting I'm gonna murder somebody.
PS - Don't even think about inviting that slut Kathy Santoni to my make-up party either.
be honest, were you really waiting two weeks, or did you just notice yourself?
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ReplyDeleteps - kathy santoni is a beast, but I was always a bigger fan of gia's. bitch couldn't read, she smoked cigarettes, and her mom was a whore. 3 main ingredients for a wild teen.
Realized a day after it happened and then forgot until now. It's also my dad's b-day tomorrow. Somebody remind me in the morning. Thanks.
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