Versus
So I've come across these two stories and I'm having a really hard time deciding which is worse. On the one hand we've got Penny Hardaway celebrating a game winning 3 in rec league basketball and the other we've got the ultimate male "Craig Strand!" of former Saved By The Bell glory doing these Beneful commercials. Obviously both guys should be fuckin ashamed of themselves for falling so hard, so fast, but when I break it down there are a few variables to consider. First and foremost, #40 played great D against Penny as he hit that shot. Really, what else do you expect a 45 year old gym teacher to do when he's guarding a NBA legend? But for real, for real, you also gotta question why you don't triple team Penny and leave Dwight, Jim, and Phyllis wide open to take the game winner. That shit is rec league basketball 101.
But shit, "Craig Strand!", really? I mean I know it must've hit you hard that Stacey Carosi left you for Zack even though you gave her your pledge pin and they both knew it would be a long distance thing that would probably fall apart the second Zack got back to Bayside and started banging the likes of Kelly, Ginger, (Zack obviously fucked Ginger on the reg) and that new biker slut Tory but shit man, pull yourself together. I thought you'd at least have a few Yale sluts to hold you over before you started making out with man's best friend. Just doesn't seem logical.
But when push comes to shove as it so often does here at JoeyBlueSkies we have to side with our hearts, and Penny Hardaway celebrating a rec league 3 pointer at age 39 burns quite a bit considering Shaq is still in playoff contention at the same age. So "Craig Strand!" take solice in this win, all be it a small one. Cause at least tomorrow you won't wake up a former NBA all-star without a ring who's only remembered cause Lil' Penny got you loads of pussy.
PS - In case you doubted whether or not this was really "Craig Strand!", here's a shot of him in the classic "Craig Strand!" pose.
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