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Thursday, February 24, 2011

Caption Contest: Housewives of Miami


The new Housewives show is in Miami this season and they're straight bringing the heat with some major hotties. My favorite is this broad who got the "make me look like a toad" special at the plastic surgeon. I want her to have like a million of my tadpoles.

The timely subtitle is just begging for the BlueSkiers to finish. Give it your best shot.

PS - the real question is whether or not you'd bang this thing if it meant a 10 million dollar mansion on South Beach. I'd do it in a heartbeat.

4 comments:

  1. Is that Voldemort dressed in drag?

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  2. midget. (her face is bigger than her upper body, gotta be a midget)

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  3. famous actress. I played troll #4 in Ernest Scared Stupid.

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  4. better drinker than all the Masons? Figured I would throw you a bone cry baby.

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