Contrary to popular opinion, there aren't many perks to slinging smut. The hours are long, it pays nothing, and no matter how rapier my wit, chicks still only see me as some annonymous dude from the internet. I mean really, don't get it twisted, it's certainly not raining bitches around here. Well that is at least not until today! Check out this email I got from former Morning Wood Casey Durkin...
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from - Casey Durkin
to - lamborghiniliving@gmail.com
date - Tue, Feb 10, 2011 at 1:49 PM
subject - My morning wood
Good Morning!!
Thanks for the wood! This was hilarious. Made my day! Love your site! THANK YOU!!
Casey Durkin
310-***-****
http://caseydurkin.com/
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Did Casey Durkin really just thank me for the wood!? Damn, never thought the day would come when famous fashion models would be shooting me emails to tell me how good it feels when I tickle their funny bone. I'm just sorry it took so long Casey. Had I known you were checking JoeyBlueSkies each morning with the utmost anticipation for yours truly to make you a star then I would've made you a wood months ago. But at least when your number finally came up you took full advantage and dropped your digits. Real smooth girl. I already plugged you in as #1 on my speed dial and as soon as the Lady Friend leaves to take out the puppy I'll holla at ya.
pass that number along to this guy if you aren't calling
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