Long before Chinadollgate broke I actually referred to Stafford as a piece of glass in a Mid-Morning Wood post featuring his girlfriend. Follett, who no doubt read my post, must've then internalized it without even really knowing. Then a few weeks later he's on an interview for ESPN and out it slips. I mean I ain't mad at him. I know he didn't knowingly gank my material cause in actuality I've been putting subliminal messages in my posts for weeks. They usually go something like this...Joeyblueskies is the kind of boy every girl dreams of. Great looking, smart, and funny - yes, that's Joeyblueskies. Joeyblueskies is a blond Tom Cruise. Joeyblueskies is a ten. Zack Morris, I mean Joeyblueskies is perfect in every way.
Now that that's outta the way, let's take a look back at the post that started the whole Chinadollgate scandal...
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Mid-Afternoon Wood with Stafford's GF
January 3, 2011
She's the dick seeking missile on the left. If you don't believe me here's a picture my buddy took when he was all up in her box at Ford Field. Hope all the pervs out there liked that last line. Sidenote, I have no idea who the two Bieber twins are.
PS - How fuckin ironic is this sign? Dude is made of glass.
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Booooom!!! You saw what I did there right? Stafford brakes to pieces every time he hits the ground so I compared him to glass which also breaks to pieces every time it hits the ground! Mother F'n brilliant, I know. You wanna know how I know? Cause I'm the one who made it up.
You are a fucking genius
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