Last Grammys post, I promise. But shit I couldn't let Gwyneth Paltrow butcher this song beyond belief on live tv and get away with it. Watching this last night was straight painful. Not only can't she sing but she has the worst moves of any sexpot I've ever seen. Like she might as well have had granny panties on when she was rolling around on top of the piano. I think my dick actually receded back into my groin and my nuts shot clear back up into my stomach. And I give props to Cee-Lo for trying to mask it by wearing a fuckin peacock outfit and giving her a bunch of muppet backup singers but she still stuck out like a nun in a whore house. Time for the Grammys to clean it up. And by clean it up I mean slut it up.
ive never wanted anyone to fall off a piano so bad in my entire life... and upon falling puncture her vocal chords with those heels.
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