So this 11 year old girl just got named the hottest, I mean hairiest, girl by the Guiness Book of World Records. She's spent years being teased and ridiculed because of the immense amount of facial hair she has but I think she needs to quit her bitchin cause she's coming off as kind of a cry baby. I mean I'd own the shit outta this disease. First off, it's free admission to celebrity super stardom. If you had 1/5th of a personality you'd get picked to be on the Real World in like two seconds and once that runs it's course just jump on the prescription pill bandwagon and book yourself a comeback tour on Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew. Boom, instanly a bigger celebrity than Daniel Baldwin.
Plus it's not like having hair over every part of your face is gonna ever keep a chick from sleeping with you. In fact, it's a fantastic ice breaker and once her curiosity kicks in she's gonna be begging to find out if you have some giant animal dong in your pants. Ambras syndrome sounds fuckin awesome if you ask me.
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