Why the rest of the World is so far behind the US

This is why I have no sympathy for the Jihad or Al Qaeda or basically any other foreign bastard who hates on the US. You can't be fuckin jealous of our free market and overall lack of tyranny when you've got dudes pulling donkeys on carts. I mean if you don't know the donkey goes before the cart then good luck setting up your wireless Internet.

America! Fuck yeah! Land of the free and home of donkeys pulling humans.