I don't for a second believe a single god damn word about this story. I've been sick as shit lately and throwing back the Nyquil like there is no tomorrow which I think has finally caught up to me. Like what bizarro world is this where I wake up and read about some cop named P. fuckin Lamborghini "spiking" Cabrera 3-4 times in the knee cause his ass is so belligerent that he burned out the gears on his Land Rover and started taking rips off a bottle of scotch whiskey on the side of the road, all the while telling the cops where they can stick it. Like real fuckin funny guys, ha ha. Would've totally had me too if you could've kept Miggy from smiling like the cat that ate the fuckin canary in his mugshot. Shit totally gave it away. This story is faker than Bruce Jenner's face.
PS - Give me a call when the dashboard video comes out. Then I'll believe it.
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