So yeah, this is definitely fuckin awesome, but if I have to write one more bit about how much better dogs are than cats then I'm gonna kill myself. Shit is played out. It was a good run while it lasted, and all the Sassy from Homeward Bound jokes will surely be missed but it's time to move on. Instead I wanna just ask the readers what they think about this breed of dog. Like if I got one of these midget Corgis would people think it was badass or would they question my sexuality? I'm not totally convinced either way. On the one side everywhere you look there are Corgi's doing sweet ass recreational activities like going for a swim or playing tetherball. They're seriously cooler than half my actual friends. But on the other hand this dog seriously has no showtime factor. I mean the #1 reason I got my Pitbull LucyBones was so that gangbangers in Brooklyn won't fuck with me on my way to the cornerstore. I doubt some dog from Munchkinland would have the same effect.
So I'll leave it up to the Blueskiers. Is this dog worth getting?
Lucy, where's Lucy. Whoa there you are I didn't see you behind that grain of rice! Boom. Roasted!
ReplyDeleteSeriously don't get that dog. Reminds of the kids in middle school with redonk kankles.