NORTH HIGHLANDS, Calif. -- A 12-year-old girl says she found a naughty adult message on a piece of kids Valentine's Day candy. "I thought it was kinda shocking," said Ciara Bush, "I was reading them and I brought it to my mom after I saw it." Her parents were stunned at what they saw. "Nice Tits," said Derrick Deanda, reading the message printed on the small piece of candy that referred to a woman's chest. The candy came from a pack of conversation hearts Deanda said he bought at a discount store in North Highlands.
What the hell do you expect when you buy your Valentine's Day candy at the Salvation Army? It's not like they have quality control in any of these discount chains. You're basically lucky if your Peeps on Easter aren't in the shape of dicks.
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