Green Man Banned For Throwing Waffles

Toronto Maple Leafs fan Joe Robb has been banned from the team's Air Canada Centre after throwing a box of waffles onto the ice Monday night, Toronto's The Globe and Mail reported Wednesday. Robb was evicted from the arena during Monday night’s game against the Atlanta Thrashers after he threw a box of Kellog’s Eggo waffles onto the icy surface. “I didn’t intend for it to hurt nobody and maybe I shouldn’t have done it while the play was going on,” Robb told the Globe and Mail Wednesday. “I totally love the Leafs and that’s pretty much my hobby to watch the team play.” The Leafs were trailing 5-1 when the 31-year-old Robb lofted the waffles over the boards.

The Maple Leafs need to take a fuckin chill pill with their lifetime bans. I mean with the way the leafs have been playing this year they're lucky that fans are only chuckin eggos and not the keys to the camper or monkey wrenches.