Who Wants to get 3rd Grade Drunk?

USAtoday.com - Every parent has swigged the last of their kids' milk, juice or soda. But very few add liquor, mix it up and tell their friends about it. That's what Newport Beach, Calif., mom Tracy Reinhardt, 38, did one night after mixing her kids some chocolate milk and putting them to bed. Reinhardt added a little vodka and promptly updated her Facebook status: "Tracy is enjoying some adult chocolate milk." Friends noticed and left a stream of positive comments and questions. Nikki Halbur, 36, of Gilbert, Ariz., was particularly intrigued. In 2009, the two launched Adult Beverage Co., makers of 40-proof vodka-based Adult Chocolate Milk and soon-to-be-bottlers of Adult Orange Cream, Adult Fruit Punch and Adult Limeade, scheduled to launch May 1. Breaking into the Arizona market was easy, and Halbur said BevMo signed on right away, retailing 750-milliliter and 1-liter bottles for $17.99 to $22.99 each. The women financed the company themselves, with the help of a friend. Temperance Distilling in Temperance, Mich., makes, bottles and packages the drink.

This adult chocolate milk is gonna take the 3rd grade binge drinking market by storm. An epidemic of mammoth proportions is definitely on the way. Christ, it's blackout in a carton. I'm probably gonna have to turn up the radar in the cafeteria and make sure I don't have 9 year olds getting crunk at lunch cause if this shit was around back in the 80's you better believe I would've been 3 sheets to the wind before social studies. You just better get your fix quick cause there's no way this stuff stays on the market with the campaign to attack delicious kiddie drinks like Sparks and Four Loko.