In case you haven't seen it, here's a girl falling into a fountain while texting

If I've said it once I've said it a thousand times, chicks should be limited to cooking and banging. That's it. Maybe clean the occasional bathroom or something, but for the male species to have to deal with no texting while driving laws cause this dumb bitch can't sext a naked picture of herself without jumping into the deep end of the fountain at the Pine Tree Mall is ludicrous.