Let's make one thing clear. I would never in a million years ever stop hunting, slaughtering, or eating meat no matter how much smut Peta throws in my face. But shit, that being said Peta understands advertising. You could put free porn on TV from 4-5 AM on a Tuesday morning and it would still get the best ratings in the history of the world. Forget the Super Bowl, forget a Celtics/Lakers game 7 final. We're talking satellites exploding because of the amount of traffic free porn would get. And Peta ain't no fool. They know smut is huge, they want not killing animals to be huge, so obviously you start making vegetable porn. Duh. Hitting a homerun with the "I'd rather go naked" ad campaign was big, but this new commercial of sluts going down on zucchini might beat the Emancipation Proclamation as the best idea in the history of mankind.
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