Dudes who love the shocker are awesome at life. It's basically a fact. They're seriously probably in the 95th percentile in almost everything they do. Like I remember this kid I played hockey with when I was 12. The dude was all about the shocker. Flashing it to girls at dances, in the pool at the hotel, and was even on the front page of the paper doing it after we won a tournament. He was absolutely reckless with it. Of course he eventually went to play hockey for the Badgers, could bang any Morning Wood he wanted, and somehow got the sweet ass nickname, Smokin Joe. It's hard to discern whether or not his success came from doing the shocker or whether or not the he liked the shocker because he was successful. But either way one thing is certain. Guys who love the shocker are always gonna be knuckle deep in pussy and ass.
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