Is this Piano Prank Cool?

A 16-year-old looking to beef up his college application says he's responsible for the grand piano that mysteriously showed up on a sandbar in Miami's Biscayne Bay. The Miami Herald reports that Nicholas Harrington — son of "Burn Notice" production designer J. Mark Harrington — planned to make a promotional video using the piano. The plan went awry on New Year's Eve when partygoers lowered it into a canal and set it on fire. The next day, the family placed it on a 22-foot open fisherman and dumped it on the sandbar. The teen says he is "super happy" about the attention the piano has gotten in recent days.

The quick answer is no, this is not cool. For a second I thought that being on a boat and using this piano island as a landmark would be kinda sweet but then I realized that was gay. And not the gay that means you love other men, no, the gay that means dumb as shit. The only way putting a piano on a sandbar becomes cool is if you don't torch it beforehand and the thing is still playable. Hop on some wave runners, grab a floating cooler, and bring some bikini clad hunnys cause once you sit down and start hammering out Paparazzi it's an instant orgy.