People Wiping their Ass on the Train is the Reason I Love/Hate NY

This is the #1 reason I gotta get out of NY, but also the #1 reason I love this place. You'd never see shit like this with the amount of regularity that you do in NYC. That's just a fact. Every day I go into the subway there's a decent chance I'm gonna see a dead body, and I'm serious, I saw one three years ago. The problem is that you gotta check the seat 3 or 4 times for semen or poop splatter before you sit down cause the train is nothing more than a moving homeless shelter. Even with the trains' propensity of providing great blogging material I'll still take climbing into a pickup truck and rubber-necking accidents on the way to work any day of the week over the chance I'll end up with bodily fluids on my coat, but maybe that's just me.