Why Does Aaron Rodgers Hate Cancer Patients?

Man, Aaron Rodgers is going straight to hell. When John Falls and I are waiting in line with the rest of the smut peddlers and rapists, Rodgers is gonna be bypassing the velvet rope and getting bottle service in Hell's VIP section. Cause this isn't 'Nam, it's Green Bay, there are rules. You can't just blow past a breast cancer survivor who's your #1 fan and decked out in more pink than a flamingo without getting some bad mojo. I mean we get it, you're badass, you wear Kango hats. Doesn't mean you get to make Clay Matthews do your bitch work brah.