Thursday, January 13, 2011
I'd Rather Be In A Saw Movie Than Have This Shit Happen To Me
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This subway rat video is the scariest shit I have ever seen. I'm mostly terrified because of my susceptibilty to this. The slow back and forth sway of the A train is like a warm bossum that rocks me to sleep the second I step on that thing. I'm a god damn sitting duck. And shit, if those brand new trains they got in Manhattan have huge ass rats, then imagine the type of fucked up shit crawling around the crackhouse on rails that I take into Bed Stuy everyday. Not to mention there's no way the assholes that ride the train with me would give me a courtesy nudge so that I could avoid rat AIDS before the thing takes a dump in my mouth. Yup, this is my worst fuckin nightmare and the reason I'm moving the hell outta NYC.
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