Thursday, September 2, 2010
How The Hell Did I Not Get Invited To This Detroit Lions Luncheon?
Man, I absolutely love this fuckin picture. It's like Picasso ate some cornbread and threw up all over a canvas. There's just so much going on I can barely wrap my head around it. First you got Jim "Joba the Hut" Brandstatter just cracking up Stafford who's rockin the frat boy uniform real hard. Probably asked him how many Lions it takes to screw in a light bulb. Then there's Suh, who's straight up in Terminator 2 mode, scanning the crowd with his red vision and death machine brain. Jesus, blink dude. Someone needs to get his guy a stylist too cause wearing your club gear with no fuckin belt is straight weak. You gotta learn to accessorize. But the icing on the cake is Lions' play by play guy Dan Miller in the foreground holding the microphone at the very bottom all Bob Barker style.
PS - What is this guy thinking bringing his girlfriend this close to Staffords nether region? No way I'd ever let the Lady Friend get this close to Stafford cause there's a 100% chance she'd be picturing him the next time we're banging. Or more likely she'd just bang him in real life.
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