Thursday, September 16, 2010
Morning Wood with Tricia Helfer
When doing my research, which is looking her up on Wikipedia, I discovered some fun facts about Tricia. Here's what I found out...
In her down time, she rides a "Lavender" coloured Harley, likes to hike and dedicates herself to animal causes. She has seven "saved" cats. She has four artificial disks in her back; two in her neck after, on an airplane, a piece of luggage had been dropped on her head by a passenger who ran away, and two in her lower back from "doing her own stunts".
Jesus, talk about damaged goods. This chick is a straight up animal hordering, female terminator. Yikes.
Sidenote, how does someone drop luggage on your head, break your neck, and then get away scot free? Makes no fuckin sense. There are a million people on a plane, you're telling me not one person was even like, "hey dude, you know you just broke that chicks neck when you dropped your bag on her C3 and C4 vertebrae? Or how bout we take a look at the name on the luggage next to her crumpled body. Swim? Swammi? Slippy? Slappy? Swenson? Swanson? Samsonite! I was way off. Knew it started with an S though.
PS - She was also on some show called Battlestar Galactica. Whatever the hell that is?
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