Anyone Who Thinks This Carrot Looks Like Buzz Lightyear Is A Fuckin Idiot

Dailymail.com - Until now, Clive Williams has struggled to get his grandchildren excited about vegetables. But after finding Buzz Lightyear in his back garden, he shouldn’t have that problem again. Clive, 68, made the remarkable find while rooting around his back garden for some food for dinner. Grandfather Clive Williams was shocked to discover the spitting image of the Toy Story character while digging up his vegetable patch. The retired electrical engineer immediately ran inside to show his three grandchildren the strangely shaped vegetable. Clive, an Englishman said, 'My wife Jane had asked for some carrots from the garden so I pulled a few out from the soil. 'When I saw this strange vegetable, the resemblance to Buzz Lightyear hit me straight away and I just thought "my gosh".'



Old man Clive is a frigin' idiot. Seriously though, who spends their time trying to get kids excited about vegetables in the year 2010? No kid in his right mind gives a shit about vegetables when he's got a PS3, PSP, and an STD all by the age of 12. Not to mention this carrot doesn't even look remotely like Buzz Lightyear. If anything it's Juggernaut, the X-Men villain. I mean Buzz has like a 14 inch waist and if I was him I'd be insulted that Clive is comparing this carrot creature who has the midriff of a 55 gallon drum to me. Next time you try to sell me on eating my vegetables Clive at least come with some authenticity.