I Made A Serious Mistake Not Going To ASU

How many fuckin bombshells are there at ASU? Jesus, my dick almost had a heart attack during this video. Plus it looks like they're down with post grad, old man balls which is great news for me. Might have to convince the Lady Friend to let me get a masters at ASU.

The best part about this whole thing is that a few seconds into it everyone is over his whole routine and just trying so hard to ignore him. But then all of a sudden he busts out the stanky leg at the 1:56 mark and TOTALLY REDEEMS HIMSELF! Black bikini top comes flying outta nowhere and once she starts grinding her ass all over him every other chick goes vagina mad with jealously. Oh, and pretending to spill that beer was a brilliant move by the old man. She felt so bad that it's pretty much a given he's gonna get some compensatory head later, but just in case he gets her warmed up with some motorboating at the 5:05 mark.

PS - Matthew McConaughey with the golf shoes can just cool it with "the jerk". Is this his only move? Seriously, fuck off dude and get outta the way so I can watch hotties grind on grandpa like every other Saturday.