Freep - Wayne County Prosecutor Kym Worthy and Detroit Public Schools officials today announced felony charges against a Michigan State University football player and nine others allegedly involved in a crime ring that stole and sold more than $158,000 in laptop computers last school year. Dion Sims, 19, a player for the Spartans, is accused of receiving and concealing stolen property, a felony punishable by up to 10 years in prison. Sims has been suspended from the team. Nicholas Tisdale, 18, of West Bloomfield is accused of receiving and concealing stolen property. Internal tracking devices led officials to stolen DPS computers in seven other states, Canada and the United Arab Emirates, according to the investigation that involved several law enforcement agencies. The ring was involved in the theft of about 104 DPS laptops that were stolen last school year and sold on eBay, Craigslist and to friends. Robert Bobb, the DPS emergency financial manager, said this case “floored” him. He said 29 schools were burglarized of nearly 800 computers worth $800,000 last year.
“Dion did not participate in the first three regular-season games, and as of today, he has been suspended from football team-related activities due to these issues. "During his indefinite suspension, Dion will continue to have access to all of the available resources in the Clara Bell Smith Student-Athlete Academic Center. We will allow the legal process to play out before we make any final decision regarding his future status with the team.”
I was gonna take the obvious route and make fun of MSU for needing felons to win games but it turns out this kid was like 3rd on the depth chart and hasn't played a snap all season, so in light of that I'm just gonna make fun of him instead. Seriously, how fuckin dumb do you have to be to get involved in something like this? You're on a Big Ten team for christ's sake. Just take the free pussy and endless cafeteria food that comes with it and call it a day. There's really no need to go dealing stolen computers from the DPS. It's not like you can buy a sweet ride or nice house without drawing suspicion, so just get your free MSU degree and be happy with it. Oh wait, it"s a MSU degree. Bahahahaha
PS - If I was gonna steal computers from a public school system it makes sense to go after the DPS. Read somewhere that they estimate 800,000 in stolen computers just this year. Totallyfuckinbelievable.
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