Holy shit, does anyone else think this dog sounds just like Cher? Seriously on the real, if I was a record producer shopping these songs around to artists I would pick Mishka over Cher 100 times out of 100 no questions asked. Lets ignore the fact that she looks like she absolutely hates doing this and might rip your face off at any second, I'd still rather go on tour with Mishka than an old dried up Cher any day. I'd just have to get rid of her owner cause this dude is one pushy stage mom. This whole "Sing Mishka, sing!" shit has to stop. Chillaxe dude, you're gonna have this pup getting plastic surgery until she's white and snorting painkillers if you don't quit it with this Joe Jackson shit.
In the end this is just another reason why dogs rule and cats drool. Could you imagine asking Sassy from Homeward bound to do this? She would look you straight in the eyes and tell you to go fuck yourself.
PS - This is also just another reason why my dog Lucy ain't good for nothing. I've been trying to teach her Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald for months now and she keeps fucking up the lyrics.
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