Tuesday, September 7, 2010
New Side Effect Discovered. Steroids Not Only Shrink Your Balls, But Also Make Your Unibrow Come In Crazy Thick
Kalamazoo Gazette— Local law enforcement agencies pressured a steroids dealer to build cases against two police officers and a Paw Paw businessman suspected of buying the substances illegally, according to documents obtained by the Kalamazoo Gazette. Meanwhile, the dealer was not charged and local investigators say the case against him has been closed. The dealer, a 38-year-old Vicksburg man who according to a tipster ran a lucrative steroids-distribution enterprise, supplied a client base that is alleged to have included “several police officers.” The clients included Sgt. Fred Milton Jr., an 11-year Kalamazoo Department of Public Safety veteran, police documents obtained by the Gazette under the Freedom of Information Act show.
Blah, blah, blah, meat head cop from K-zoo does roids at the gym, gets caught, ladi frickin da. What I really don't get is how this guy was able to look himself in the mirror and shave his head each morning but somehow left that unibrow intact. I mean it's pretty evident that this dude appreciates proper grooming based on the amount of effort that Q-ball look takes, but how is it that he ignored that caterpillar slinking across his forehead for so long?
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