Caption Contest

So I watched a decent amount of the closing ceremonies last night with the lady friend. I normally don't give a shit about stupid stuff like this but the premier of Seinfeld's new show "The Marriage Ref" followed it and i've been eagerly awaiting this for about 3 months since they started airing the commercials. The two dudes from last night killed it too. One wanted a stripper "exercise" pole in the bedroom and the other guy mounted his dead dog and put it in the living room and his wife was gonna kill him. Shit, guess I have to come up with alternative plans for Lucy Bones once she kicks the can. But anyway shit was hilirious and Alec Baldwin was really funny. I laughed out loud more than once.

Anyway, back to the ceremony. Avril Lavinge is THE WORST and I can't believe she still get gigs just cause she is Canadian. Like what, were the Barenaked Ladies too busy to jump out of a huge cake and start performing with Rush in the middle of this shit show? Doesn't Canada have one relevant legit recording artist available? Why in the hell wasn't The Tragically Hip on board to do this. Would've straight killed it for sure. At least Neil Young came out and saved this sinking ship with a sweet version of "Long May You Run" which was both super Canadian and awesome.

But the real story was the grand finale. Take a look at this picture. I nearly shat myself when this Canadian version of Mardi Gras came marching into the stadium. Are you kidding me? Giant, inflatable beavers? Really? I guess it makes sense though cause if there is one thing Canada is known for it is definitely giant beavers. Could've only made this more Cadadian by pouring gravy all over it.

Give me your best caption and the winner gets a random joeyballgame prize pack sent to them next week. No joke, gonna be epic. I expect huge things.