This Baby Swinging Yoga Is The Jam

I'm gonna give my buddy Cheese a call who's in the yoga business and see if we can't get in on the ground floor of this baby swinging yoga thing. If I know anything about baby exercise trends, and I do, I'll bet my left nut that this is gonna be the biggest thing since Tae-Baby-Bo. Think about it, just combine Cheese's yoga knowledge and my little kid handling skills (that sounded weird) and people are gonna be climbing over each other to let me swing their newborns around like an uncooked chicken for like $150 per session. Oh and if you want me to do it over a tile floor that's gonna cost you more.