Today is the saddest day in the history of vaginas everywhere. As you can tell I'm back from vacation and have returned to my post as your favorite smut peddling blogger with only one minor exception. Over the break I tricked the Lady Friend into saying yes when I popped the question.
With my sincerest regret to all womankind, I must report that JBS is now off the market for good. Now I know that Kim Kardashian has probably already jumped off a bridge because of the news and Jessica Simpson has most likely developed another eating disorder in an attempt to win me back, but to them I say don't fret. My days of swooning hotties like Follett's girlfriend are not over and in fact I'm pretty sure this is only gonna make me more desirable to the opposite sex. Now I'm the forbidden fruit from which all women want to eat. I just gotta warn all the ladies out there that the new Mrs. JBS has a mean streak in her, so be sure to email me at my secret aol address. Just kiddin hunny, that's my humor.
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