Huffpost - MARQUETTE, Mich. — A woman charged with conspiring to bilk actor John Stamos of hundreds of thousands of dollars had a brief romantic fling with him when she was a 17-year-old high school student during a spring break trip to Florida in 2004, an attorney said Monday.
Coss, 24, and Sippola, 31, both of Marquette, are accused of conspiring to extort $680,000 from Stamos by telling him they had photos of him with cocaine and strippers. The case stated that Stamos, now 46, noticed Coss and another girl at a club, asked friends to bring them over and later invited the star-struck teens to his hotel room. Stamos ordered a drink for Coss even after she told him she was 17.
Two women who worked as strippers eventually showed up in the room with a bag of cocaine, she said, and Coss and her friend took a picture of Stamos bending over a table where the drugs had been laid out. Henderson said Stamos and Coss later kissed on a bed and got into a hot tub together after Stamos undressed and Coss stripped to her underwear. She said Stamos offered to perform oral sex on Coss, but she declined. Stamos eventually became frustrated, broke a bedpost with his hand and left the room before apologizing and inviting Coss to spend the night, which she did.
Blah, blah, blah, Stamos loves young girls. No shit Sherlock, dude made a career outta hanging with pre-teens and I'll be the first to tell you I saw this coming a mile away. You know he was laying the wood on DJ in the wardrobe closet between takes once she hit her kinda hot stage in like season 7.
What I can't believe about this story is that this chick turned down oral from John Stamos. We're talking about Uncle Jesse for fuck's sake, one of Fat Fish Records top recording artists of all time. He's the type of guy that gets honey roasted cashews anytime he wants and if he gets shut down when going down on a chick he'll just karate chop the bedpost in half and get her to spend the night anyway. And no girl in her right mind can listen to "Forever" without soaking their panties straight through. It's just science.
PS - We know Stamos is a perv but someone please tell me that I'm not the only one having impure thoughts about that shot of Rebecca at the 1:38 mark? Have mercy!
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