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Monday, July 19, 2010

Shotgun Toting Whitetail Smokes Biker After Getting Run Over


WESTMORELAND COUNTY -- Pennsylvania State Police are trying to piece together the puzzling death of a motorcyclist in Westmoreland County. According to police reports, William Mark Amos, 47, of Export, was riding on Route 819 in Salem Township when the deer crossed into his path on Friday morning. The bike collided with the deer about 100 yards south of Ridge Road. But police said that Amos had a gunshot wound to the head and that a gun was also recovered at the crash scene. Police said Amos, who was not wearing a helmet, was pronounced dead at the scene.

Talk about a classic "who done it". The Pennsylvania State Police better call in Tom Hanks to help solve this homicide because although I don't know much, I do know that if your name is Amos and you happen to get murdered then the dog from Turner & Hooch will solve your murder. Movies don't lie.


PS - Thank god I'm back to civilization and not in the woods anymore. Seems like the second I headed out to the lake every creature in the woods turned into some type of psychotic killing machine. After dodging the Chupacabra, cougar, and now this shotgun toting whitetail I think I'm gonna stick to the city for awhile.

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