Tigers L, BIG TIME, 51-47, 3 GB of The Fucking White Sox
Leyland was thrown out of the game in the 3rd for arguing, but that wasn't the only reason he needed a cigarette last night. We got no hit yesterday. As in 0 fucking hits. All night. None. We had 5 rookies starting. Its like throwing a no hitter against the special ed class in high school. Scherzer pitched well, but after a walk, an error on Laird for catcher's interference, and another walk I kinda figured we were in trouble in the 6th. He struck out Carlos Pena and had a full count on Matt Joyce (yep, the Tigers' former prospect, Matt "I'm a P.O.S" Joyce, who we traded to TB for Edwin Jackson, who we subsequently traded to the Diamondbacks for Max Scherzer...) when he jacked a grand slam and that was that.Scherzer struck out 8, but what can you say, everyone gets no hit sometimes. You just got to roll with the punches and stay in this pennant race. Ugh. Being bitter is so much easier than being positive. Remember though, there's no crying in baseball...
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Joey Blueskies-A derogatory nickname for Detroit Lions' quarterback, Joey Harrington which came about as fans realized that, no matter how badly he played, Harrington always characterized his performances, and the situation in general, in an extremely positive or "blueskies" manner. Lions Bumaya!- translates to English as "Lions kill him!" and is the rallying cry of any true Lions fan. "Ali Bumaye" was the local's chant before and during the "rumble in the jungle" fight between Mohammed Ali and George Foreman in Zaire in 1974.
Totallyfuckinbelievable- my life sucks so bad that this bullshit is totally fucking believable, hence it's totallyfuckinbelievable. From the root, unfuckinbelievable.
Eating the Cornbread- the undying and undeserved optimism Detroit Lions fans bring to the beginning of each season. If you think the Lions are winning more than 6 games this year you're eating the cornbread.
Rap Videoing- The act of pouring or spraying an alcoholic beverage onto the head or chest of a friend in a celebratory fashion, all the while yelling "Rap Video!".
Lions Sisu!- translates to "Lions need strength of will, determination, perseverance and to act rationally in the face of adversity." Joe Paquette brought the Finnish message with him when he walked from the U.P. to Detroit in order to tell the Lions they need Sisu.
A.O.L.- asses on location. Whenever a blueskier sees a smoking hot ass walking down the street, as a readers fee, it's their responsibility to take a photo of said ass and send it to me at which point I will post it and grade it.
Blursday - drinking so much on a Thursday night that it becomes blurry.
Michigander- the preferred nomanclature when referring to anyone from Michigan. Beat out Michiganian in our official jbs.com poll
Leyland was thrown out of the game in the 3rd for arguing, but that wasn't the only reason he needed a cigarette last night. We got no hit yesterday. As in 0 fucking hits. All night. None. We had 5 rookies starting. Its like throwing a no hitter against the special ed class in high school. Scherzer pitched well, but after a walk, an error on Laird for catcher's interference, and another walk I kinda figured we were in trouble in the 6th. He struck out Carlos Pena and had a full count on Matt Joyce (yep, the Tigers' former prospect, Matt "I'm a P.O.S" Joyce, who we traded to TB for Edwin Jackson, who we subsequently traded to the Diamondbacks for Max Scherzer...) when he jacked a grand slam and that was that.
Scherzer struck out 8, but what can you say, everyone gets no hit sometimes. You just got to roll with the punches and stay in this pennant race. Ugh. Being bitter is so much easier than being positive. Remember though, there's no crying in baseball...
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