I've been kinda knee deep in weddings these days and despite all the crab cakes and free booze, I've only really learned one thing. If you're gonna hunker down with one broad she better be the right one, cause marriage is some heavy shit. You can always have your boy's back, or love your mom's cooking, but when it comes down to it you wake up next to your wife. And if shit ain't right, life is gonna suck. So Hank, I hope this broad completes you because bitches this hot are usually huge bitches when they don't get their way.
PS - Apparently their rehearsal dinner was in a Where's Waldo book.
PSS - What's up with that hoss creepin in the top photo? Step away from the All-Star hunny, the buffet is inside.
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