Huffpost - Bobbi Eden, the porn star who appeared to offer widespread oral sex in the event of a Dutch World Cup victory, is disappointed after her team lost to Spain in the final on Sunday. The blonde sex actress previously promised on Twitter that she would "give a BJ to all my followers," and the pornographic pledge nearly came to fruition: the Netherlands advanced to the World Cup final and came within minutes of a shootout with Spain, but ultimately forfeited a dramatic goal with just minutes remaining in extra time. Eden was noticeably upset on Twitter when the Netherlands lost, writing, "Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!" Still, despite the fact that her oral oath went up in flames, Eden promises to "team up" with fellow porn star Vicky Vette to "do something for our followers! Only for followers!"
The second I heard porn star Bobbi Eden was gonna go down on her Twitter followers if the Netherlands pulled off this World Cup miracle, I signed up so fast it made my dick spin. But just when I'm within minutes of getting a world class knob polishing from a pro, the Dutch have to go and blow the biggest opportunity of my life. Totallyfuckinbelievable. This is exactly why I hate soccer. You sit around watching nothing happen for two hours until some pussy takes a dive and a bogus yellow card in the 116th minute puts your free blowjob in jeopardy. Fuck you Spain. All the free paella in the world wont heal these wounds. But don't worry, JBS is determined to have something positive come out of this experience. In fact, I've already reached out to Redwings National Anthem singer Karen Newman and asked her to lay down a similar oral oath for Wings fans next year. You better believe the Joe would be packed if Karen's mouth doubled as the main entrance turnstile.
No comments:
Post a Comment